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Typical summer drivers in 鶹 Oregon.

With Memorial Day just a week ahead and the 鶹 Oregon weather simply amazing, more drivers unfamiliar with our roads are driving while afflicted by a condition epidemiologists have identified as Oops, I Missed My Turn.

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Oops, I Missed My Turn, is a condition that primarily afflicts tourists, but not exclusively. It can result in three-point turns on busy roads, right turns from the left lane, driving in a bike lane, which you’re never supposed to do, even if you’re making a right-hand turn, and other irksome at best, dangerous at worst, behaviors. Oops, I Missed My Turn is closely related to Move, I’m Late for An Appointment, which causes speeding and other dangerous habits, and I Am the Only Driver Who Matters, the wintertime iteration of which is known as I Drive My Rig Faster When It’s Icy.

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David Jasper is a features reporter and editor born and raised in Miami, Florida. He began his journalism career at the Weekly Planet, an alt-weekly in Tampa, before moving to Bend with his family in 2001.

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Desert vistas

This memorial weekend traffic was especially bad. We knew it would be but wow! People backed up for miles all over-honking, yelling & swearing. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were violent confrontations. Agree with above comment- can’t appeal to those drivers- they are entitled.

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Appeals for more personal responsibility on our roads has been tried for years and failed. The only solution is infrastructure that makes does not allow this type of behavior.

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